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ARCHIVE 166: EVERYDAY NORMAL GUY
- August 31, 2008 7:36 PM
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OMG, this guy makes me laugh out loudly soooo much!! I really love this comedian Jon Lajoie. He's really good at rapping, singing, and pretending like a boring normal person. lol
This "Everyday Normal Guy" is my favorite in these videos he made. But even all the others are fxxkin' great too. No doubt!
And let me translate this lyrics and explain to all Japanese. I think everyone will like it so much!!!
オレは平凡、普通の男... なんのとりえもないぜマザファッカ!!
オレは平凡、普通の男... クラブに行ったときはちゃんと列に並ぶぜマザファッカ!!
オレは平凡、普通の男... 口座の残高は6万円だぜマザファッカ!!
オレは平凡、普通の男... そしてセックスのテクも超普通っ!!
オレは電話会社のカスタマーサービスで働いている
時給は12ドル、だがオレにはそれで十分!
オレは住宅街の小さなアパートに住んでるぜ
出不精で、テレビを見るのが大好きさ
車なんて買えないさ
公共の交通機関で十分だ
目的地に着くまでは読書だな
ときどき新聞!ときどき本!
オレの貯金額なんて
そんなことじゃめげねえぜっ!
それからオレは女が苦手だ
すっげーシャイなんだ(照)
見た目もむちゃ普通だしな
最後にセックスしたのは2003年だ
...認めたくはないけれど、
それはタダではなかったぜっ!!
オレは平凡、普通の男... 公の場では緊張するぜマザファッカ!!
オレは平凡、普通の男... オレは月一で便秘になるぜマザファッカ!!
オレは平凡、普通の男... スパゲティソースには自信があるぜマザファッカ!!
オレは平凡、普通の男... 歯医者に行くのは怖いなっ!!
ポーリー・ショアばりだぜ
オレの薄い存在感!
人にもあんまり好かれねぇ
「アコーディング・トゥ・ジム」みたいな性格
オレは性病ばりに愉快なヤツだぜ
もしオレにちょっかいを出したいなら
多分それは可能さ
なぜならオレにはなんも自信がねぇし
男にはめっぽう弱いからだぜ!
お前がおれの背中を蹴れば
オレはボールのように転がるぜ!!イェア!!
正直、たぶん、おれは反撃しないぜ
友達なんて誰もいねぇしな
でも、スティーブなら助けてくれるだろう
しかし彼はどう見ても弱そうだ
スティーブ「これを喰らいたいか!?この野郎!!」
もし万が一セックスできたら 手を上げろぉ〜!
お前の給料、安かったら 手を上げろぉ〜!
猫を飼ったのなら 手を上げろぉ〜!
背中が痛てぇなら 手を上げろぉ〜!
ジョン「2年前の夏、冷蔵庫を動かしたときから背中が痛いんです。んでそれが、まじで、あの...、す、すげぇどんどん痛くなってきてるんですっ!!!」
オレは平凡、普通の男... 両親はマジでいい人たちだぜマザファッカ!!
オレは平凡、普通の男... 高い所はちょっと怖いぜマザファッカ!!
オレは平凡、普通の男... 「グレイズ・アナトミー 恋の解剖学」が好きだぜマザファッカ!!
オレは平凡、普通の男... おれはむちゃくちゃ紙飛行機を作るのがうめぇっ!!
スティーブ「いつもこんな感じ!!いつもこんな感じ!!いつもこんな感じ!!」
Okay, that's all.
Check these out!!
jonlajoie.com - The Official Website
High as F@%k
Sunday Afternoon
Everyday Normal Guy 2
Cold Blooded Christmas Song
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ARCHIVE 165: MA.GNOLIA2
- August 23, 2008 7:41 PM
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They're really good at seeding. :P
Okay, I'll be a part of this dude! (Cus I luv Ma.gnolia!)
Super Secret Special Announcement for Ma.gnolians
Top secret document... please don't blog or tweet until 10:00 AM PST Friday, August 22
First of all, we want to say thanks from the bottom of our flower pot for being part of the Ma.gnolia community for the past couple of years. We are immensely proud of the strong and generous community that has budded and bloomed on Ma.gnolia and that has been all you.
Secondly, we wanted you to be the VERY FIRST to know about a very exciting announcement we are making this morning at Gnomedex in Seattle:
Ma.gnolia is kicking off development of Ma.gnolia 2, or M2 for short. What does that mean? Well, for one, M2 is a ground-up rewrite of Ma.gnolia, re-creating features we love today, taking a second run at what didn't worked as well as planned, on a distributed, service-based architecture designed to handle the large volumes of data we've seen. But even more significant, M2 will be an open source project that can be downloaded to remix and run as your own.
Yep. That's right. In a few months, you will be able to download and install your very own Ma.gnolia!
For any further details, stay tuned to the Ma.gnolia blog, but for now, you can find out more at http://ma.gnolia.org/. Your feedback and ideas are welcome!
Here's to YOU, M2 and creating the building blocks of the open web!
- Larry and the Ma.gnolia Team
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ARCHIVE 164: MESSIAH REMIX GOES OFF!!!
- August 13, 2008 7:44 PM
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I laughed out so0o0o0 hard!!! Very nice mashup, isn't it? lmao
Here is the original video.
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ARCHIVE 163: BEEF BETWEEN JOHN MCCAIN AND PARIS HILTON
- August 7, 2008 7:46 PM
- MOVIE
This video is from McCain...
And this below is the answer video from Paris Hilton.
So funny. lol
I can tell that Paris is very very angry at him!! :-D
Celebrities Rule Everything Around Me C.R.E.A.M!!!! Get the money!!!! Dollar dollar bill YO!!!! lol
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ARCHIVE 161: BACK IN THE DAYS WITH GOOGLE STREET VIEW
- August 5, 2008 12:53 PM
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I was playing all the time at this valley called "Todoroki Keikoku" when I was a child. This is in Tokyo, but still there are deep nature. We caught a lot of stag beetles and other bugs around there.
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I was in this christian kindergarten. I completely remember the smells of the cherry blossom in the garden. But I've just realized that the buildings were reconstructed (this church is still same though). A little bit sad.
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Tamadutsumi elementary school. This buildings have been changed a lot too. I was in a soccer club. And everyday, I was drawing some pictures after finishing classes.
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I was playing Table tennis every day when I was in this junior high school!
And I went to a "Game Center" very often to play Black Jack and Poker with my friends.
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Shinjuku high school. This school is located on the totally center of Tokyo, Japan. Just front of the Shinjuku station, actually. So there were many bad opportunities for teenagers around there. It was one of the craziest time of my life. lol
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Especially when I went to Tama Art University, I was really into writing some graffiti pieces on the street. I gotta apologize to everyone who was written something on your walls by me! :-P
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ARCHIVE 160: NTJAMROSIE - FABCHANNEL
I'm ashamed that I didn't know about this website called "Fabchannel", and there are a lot of very nice and high quality video archives of concerts. And of course we can embed these ones like above. You can watch seamlessly the other songs if they have.
I'm interested in finding something nice video / music archives on the internet more. Do you know something else?
Fabchannel / Videos
Archive.org / Everything
Summer Mix Series 2008 - yewknee.com / Many mixes
biscoradio / All Disco Biscuits
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